The heaviest element known to science was
recently discovered by physicists at Caltech. The element, tentatively named
ADMINISTRATIUM, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0.
However, it does have 1 chief neutron, 75 senior vice neutrons, 125 vice
neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The
312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the
continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
